I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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