Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
