redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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