So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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