There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Let's paint friendship bongs
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
