i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
