It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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