Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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