Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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