i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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