i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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