im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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