Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
it's great music for shaving your balls
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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