We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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