Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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