I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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