Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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