i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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