Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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