There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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