you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
