I want to stick my p in your. b.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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