question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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