Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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