how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
