The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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