'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have already put on my inside pants.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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