Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Who did Billy Mays play for?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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