Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Randomize