sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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