Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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