talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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