People in love make me want to vomit
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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