the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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