I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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