YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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