Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All I want is dick and wine.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
