Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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