he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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