So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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