dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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