Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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