I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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