I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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