I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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