i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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