We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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