I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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