Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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