i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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