forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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