i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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