I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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