Having a random hookup so left but love u
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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