Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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