god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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