Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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