I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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