You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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